Welcome to the Big City

OK, so we have all HEARD the stories of the old used needles laying around in parks and stuff. But have you actually SEEN one? Here in the Holy City of Salt Lake? Me either. Until yesterday. I jumped out of the car, began dragging my bass out the back, and noticed this beside the car:

First time for me. Welcome to the big city. I guess we really are a big city now. Thanks, junkies. You're putting us on the map.

And by the way, WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE TURN DOWN THE HEAT!!???