You've probably seen the "Pee & Poo" plushies, (here)
But now there is something for you ladies who anxiously take the little "pee-stick test" every so often, (here), you can wrap it up and give it to your man once you get yor results. Your results may vary.
And in other news: New Masthead Tag Line this week, for you who watch that sort of thing. I try to rotate it about every week or so. See, odd humor packed into every bit of your online experience here. Now THAT'S great value, people.