7.10.2006

Death of a Salesman


So many things...

About a month after being found guilty of everything that was wrong with Enron, Willie Loman, err... I mean... Ken Lay dies of a heart attack at his Colorado vacation home, after being served with a Notice of Property Seizure... and he's scheduled for cremation.

Heart Attack. Cremation. RRRRight.

I'm starting a contest for the most outlandish explanation of his actual whereabouts. I think it will be fun.

5 comments:

for what it's worth said...

So here is one for you...

he is off with Jimmy Hoffa living off the money that DB Cooper heisted.

Anonymous said...

Here's my contribution:

He and Amelia Earhart are sipping Mai Tais on a remote island.

Anonymous said...

Shoe Shopping with Imelda Marcos.

sarahbellum said...

i'd offer one, but i'll wait for the next john grisham book to do it for me.

Juniper said...

He's driving a cab in New York City with Bin Laden (that's long been my theory on Bin Laden's whereabouts).