About a month after being found guilty of everything that was wrong with Enron, Willie Loman, err... I mean... Ken Lay dies of a heart attack at his Colorado vacation home, after being served with a Notice of Property Seizure... and he's scheduled for cremation.
Heart Attack. Cremation. RRRRight.
I'm starting a contest for the most outlandish explanation of his actual whereabouts. I think it will be fun.