My New Job

So, after a frustrating month here at the office, I've decided to go to work in route sales for Acme International Urinal Cake, Inc.

I start tomorrow...


Interesting that as our little local economy picks up steam and chugs along at breakneck speed, per-employee productivity goes.... wait for it.... down the pisser. Hard to get anything done when everybody is standing at the urinal, touching themselves.

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