So, I went to the eye doctor yesterday. He told me everything is great, and set me up with a new prescription.
This is significant.
When I can have a dude addressed as "Dr." look into my eyes and tell me I'm healthy, why would I go somewhere else to have a dude addressed as "Dr." stuff his hand up my exhaust pipe, just to tell me the same thing?
So I can cross the "yearly checkup" off my list...
It's much nicer when someone can just look in your eyes and accomplish the same thing. And there is then no need for slugging the offending doctor so hard that all his relatives die.
I'm just sayin'.