Lonely man in latex with donkey in hotel room arrested

Check into a hotel wearing latex and handcuffs with a donkey in Ireland, get arrested.

A man who was found dressed in latex and handcuffs brought a donkey to his room in a Galway city centre hotel, because he was advised “to get out and meet people,” the local court heard last week.

Thomas Aloysius McCarney with an address in south Galway was charged with cruelty to animals, lewd and obscene behaviour, and with being a danger to himself when he appeared before the court on Friday. He was also charged with damage to a mini-bar in the room, but this charge was later dropped when the defendant said that it was the donkey who caused that damage.

I guess the donkey just really badly needed a shot of Jaeger after what he'd just been through. Jackass.

My new defense for EVERYTHING: It was the donkey.