Paradoxically Speaking - five things

1. I make the bed when I get up in the morning. Every morning. My desk looks like Jabba The Desk.

2. I'd like to have a wine and cheese party. Almost everybody on the invite list would wonder if they should bring cans or long-necks.

3. I wouldn't mind wearing a nice shirt/tie to work every day. I have disdain for the job descriptions that would require it of me.

4. I like to think of myself as technologically adept. But it's ThatOneWife who makes sure all the computers and stuff are running at our house.

5. If someone offered me a "no-shine guy's manicure" I'd take them up on it. I'm not gay.


sarahbellum said...

How does one get on this cheese invite list? I promise this time to stay longer.

Also, do you just throw the covers up or are we talking full bed-making skills? Pillows and everything...

Cameron said...

Do you have those cute little mini pillows? That might apply to number 5 too.

OneHungMan said...

OneHung gets up at 7:45 and arrives 30 minutes late to work every day. He arrives early for a 7:30 tee time.

OneHung lives outside the city limits, so trash pickup is not provided by the city. He happily transports his trash from garage to the dumpster several miles away, yet he can't seem to take it from the kitchen to the garage.

OneHung bought a brand new Corvette in February 2002 to "drive the shit out of." Some five years and one month later, it's got 6,400 miles on the odometer.

He's understands.