No, that's not how I feel, it's a quote from the theater production of Pride And Prejudice we saw last night. Yes, I went and got some "culturization" at the theater.
For most of the night, there were five people on stage. This is a picture of what I saw:
Actually, the bucket-head in front of me left at intermission - I guess his GIANT HEAD absorbed more culture in less time than the rest of us, and he decided he was cultured enough for one night. Lucky for me.
And, before you need to say it - I KNOW I have awesome paint skillzz. Eat your heart out, Kurt.