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When you (as a 13 year old boy) seek the mental REWARD of successfully jamming a wine cork into your dad's nice scotch decanter, you RISK the very real possibility of him trying to break your teeth out with his boot.
I got the cork out, and am now qualified to build a life-size model of the QE-II inside a beer bottle.
Just sayin'.
3 comments:
Well, said 13 year old could have drunk the scotch before placing cork(s) into the decanter....and would have lost his teeth for sure....so all things considered you'd best get building the QEII
Damn, that's impressive.
I had to cut that cork into six pieces, longitudinally, with a serrated bread knife to get it out of there!
And much swearing.
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