And While We're on the Subject

The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition?


(insert chirping cricket noises here to connote deafening silence mixed in with abject ambivalence.)

Really - isn't Beyonce the most over-exposed starlet on the loose today? Well, almost. At least the most exposed of those whose coochie you haven't seen.

Just sayin.

Actually, I have the same beef with SI's swimsuit edition that I have with Victoria's Secret: If I wanted my 14-year-old-boy-porn chicks all photoshopped to death, I'd just subscribe to Playboy. They're a WHOLE LOT better at it than y'all are.

Again, just sayin.

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