6AM, alarm goes off.
Her: (yawn/stretch) you wanna shower first or should I?
Me: (stretch/scratch) you go ahead, that way when you come back I can sneak a peek at your butt through my half-closed eyes before I get up
Her: (fully awake now) you don't seriously do that, do you?
Me: You have no idea, apparently.
She goes to the shower. Everything works according to plan.
2 comments:
Was "Her" That One Wife or That One Mistress?
It is refreshing and gratifying to know that other couples have this same conversation.
;)
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