sleepy conversations:

6AM, alarm goes off.

Her: (yawn/stretch) you wanna shower first or should I?

Me: (stretch/scratch) you go ahead, that way when you come back I can sneak a peek at your butt through my half-closed eyes before I get up

Her: (fully awake now) you don't seriously do that, do you?

Me: You have no idea, apparently.

She goes to the shower. Everything works according to plan.


OneHungMan said...

Was "Her" That One Wife or That One Mistress?

Loralee Choate said...

It is refreshing and gratifying to know that other couples have this same conversation.