I Just Can't Help It: Paris Hilton To Release Rap CD

I resisted for several days, but I just can't contain my laughter any more.

It seems that Celebutante Paris Hilton has decided to release a rap CD. That's great.

In her words:

"The whole album, like, has so much different music 'n stuff on it, and like, I like all music, and I think that is just so, like, cool that they can put stuff on those shiny things that people can actually, like, hear, because, like, you can't really, like, SEE it or anything. And it's not like I only like pop or, like, only rock. I want to have like something for everybody, because I want everybody to, like, like me" Hilton said.

Hilton said she wrote the lyrics to seven of her songs. The article didn't say how many songs are on the album.

She said she had to overcome shyness to become a singer.

"I have like always had a voice and always known I could sing, but I was all, too shy to let it, like, come out. That nasty Bee-yotch Nicole said I had a great voice too, and I'm all like, hey, like why not give it a try? I've worked hard to overcome my shyness about my body, and I think I've got that all like figured out now, because I'm pretty much, like open for business 24/7, and like, I think that is sooo the hardest thing you can do, to like, sing in front of people, and it's so, like, hard to do from your back, which, like, I TOTALLY didn't, like, expect. When I finally let go and did it, I realized it is what I am most talented at and what I love to do the most," Hilton said. "It's like, the hills are, like, ALIVE!!"

The first single is called "Stars are Blind".

However, in this instance, I'm thinking the lucky ones are DEAF.


sarahbellum said...

her lack of attention in the media lately, was just too good to be true. i'm starting a campaign to bring vanilla ice back, and to ditch the bitch!

for what it's worth said...

OMG, like, I can't uh... um... think, uh, like, of anything better, like, than like, to buy her, like, CD and to, like, play it, like, while I, like, purge!!!
( forgive me for my punctuation errors...I am not sure how to type in idiocy)

Cindy said...

Haters. :-P