So many things...
About a month after being found guilty of everything that was wrong with Enron, Willie Loman, err... I mean... Ken Lay dies of a heart attack at his Colorado vacation home, after being served with a Notice of Property Seizure... and he's scheduled for cremation.
Heart Attack. Cremation. RRRRight.
I'm starting a contest for the most outlandish explanation of his actual whereabouts. I think it will be fun.
Here's my contribution:
ReplyDeleteHe and Amelia Earhart are sipping Mai Tais on a remote island.
Shoe Shopping with Imelda Marcos.
ReplyDeletei'd offer one, but i'll wait for the next john grisham book to do it for me.
ReplyDeleteHe's driving a cab in New York City with Bin Laden (that's long been my theory on Bin Laden's whereabouts).
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